Burnt Toast Blocker
number: 450 degrees


THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITES THINGS-
dessert: Sour Cream Lemon Pie
cheese: Goat
roller skating song: Anything AC/DC
board game: Mouse Trap
curse word : Dang it!
bed time story: Green Eggs and Ham
medication: Adrenaline
pick-up line: "I'm so glad you got to meet me"
pizza: Fatties Sticky Fingers
gesture: Peace Sign
pirate: Johnny Depp
meat: BIG FAT JUICY STEAK
super hero: The Incredible Hulk
almost dirty word: Fart Knocker
sandwich: cold #7 at Togo's

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER. OK. HATE THE PLAYER. WORST -
actor: the freak who played Billy Joe McAllister
smell: farts after chili
sound: rap music
band: any rap band

STUFF YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW -
The dumbest thing I ever did as a kid was: to put dead cow heads and parts in the quad of my high school for a senior prank and then put headstones of the teachers I didnt like with RIP and a cowhead by it. Yeah, LOTS of trouble.
My funeral song will be : Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls"
If I had a big red dodgeball I would: smash in the faces of the trailer trash sisters at Hockey